Back in the the not too distant past Apple used to entertain us with amusing ads depicting an awkward PC and a cool and suave Mac, things have changed and we no longer see those ads but what if the iPhone met Android maybe it might just go like this.
iPhone: Hi I am an iPhone and I work for Steve Jobs.
Android: Hi I am an Android phone & I work for you.
iPhone: I give Steve Jobs 30% of all the revenue I get from all the app’s and content creators. I personally only approve what I like so that I can sell it at over inflated prices, because only I can decide what you want.
Android: you must really give people the irritates.
iPhone: It’s my way or the highway , I run the show round here
Android: Well if arrogance was the guarantee of survival, you have it in the bag. I however love openness and choice and we will see what the people decide. Clearly I offer a choice, so let’s see if you really have what the people want.
iPhone: I am the choice and I will choose what they can do with what I allow them to have, all bow to me and my illogical rules
Android: Hi I am an Android phone & I work for you
Is this a translation from another language? Why is it written so awkwardly?
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ReplyDeleteI am an android - I can't speak English and I can't spell
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ReplyDeleteI'm an iPhone user. I choose how and what I want to use in the iPhone channel. I understand the walled iPhone garden and I choose how I want to use that tool. I may choose another tool at some time in the future (non iPhone), but I'm not welded-on to the tool, no matter the 'cool' factor. It has to work for me. Mobile phone technology and services are way too fluid, so I can choose. Thanks :)
A bit silly, but the sad thing is it's true.
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